It's me, Fiona....

Have you heard this song from Shrek The Musical?!... Oh my word.  I looove it. 

If you don't want to listen to it, read the lyrics.  They are so funny and sometimes I totally feel the same way.  Hilarious!

There’s a princess in a tower
Oh my gosh, that’s just like me!
Poor Rapunzel
Needs a haircut
But the witch won’t set her free
She passes time by singing
Like someone else I know
As years go by she sits and waits…

As years go by?... Uh oh

A torturous existence
I don’t remember this part!
She wishes she were dead?
Skip ahead skip ahead!

But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire
The prince is good at climbing and braiding golden hair!

So I know, he’ll appear
Cause there are rules and there are strictures
I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight
My white knight, and his steed
Will look just like these pictures!
It won’t be long now, I guarantee!

Day number…23.

I know its today

There’s a princess In a coma

Glad its her instead of me.

Pretty maiden In a glass box

How I wonder does she pee?

Blah blah blah, poison apple

Boring boring evil queen

Filler filler, been there, read that!

Seven shorties on the scene.

Skip ahead, skip ahead…

But in the end the princess wakes up with a start

The prince is good at kissing

And melting Snow White’s heart!

So I know, he’ll appear

And his armor will be blinding!

As shining as his perfect teeth

And manly hose

He’ll propose

On one knee

And our prenupt will be binding!

About time we set a wedding date!

Day number…958.

I know it's today

He’ll show up today....

There’s a princess

Any princess
Take your pick, they’re all like me

Not exactly, I’m still waiting

they’re living happily

Ever after better get here

I want love in seconds flat

No one needs these middle bits

Oops, did I do that?

Cut the villains, cut the vamping

Cut this fairytale

Cut the peril and the pitfalls

Cut the puppet and the whale

Cut the monsters, cut the curses

Keep the intro, cut the verses

And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting

The WAITING!

But I know, he’ll appear

Though I seem a bit bipolar

And I’m a vandal now as well, though he won’t mind

I’m a find, I’m a catch

And a very gifted bowler!

It won’t be long now, I guarantee!

Day number…

Are you there God?

It’s me Fiona…

Now I know, he’ll appear

Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight, my knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures!

It won’t be long now, I guarantee!