some advice

here's how to spot a jerk of a boy:

he probably wears pooka shells.
or a gold chain.
he probably has really good hygiene practices(good thing...)
let me rephrase. ahem. he probably waxes/plucks his eyebrows.
he probably sports a fake tan
he probably checks himself out in every/any mirror he can find.



here's a visual of what he might look like as a disney character:

you know the type. 

the type where i am not interested... at all. 


so move on, buddy.  move on.