Showing posts with label The Bachelor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Bachelor. Show all posts

for those of you who watch the bachelor...

Tuesday, February 7, 2012



kelly ripa's courtney impression is just... uncanny.
and daniel radcliffe is simply amazing.


{anyone going to see The Woman In Black?}

oh courtney and your crazy lips!



sorry about the sound.. this is the only vid i could find!

my thoughts exactly

Thursday, June 23, 2011

thank you, Russanne.


{Bentley}

Was not a shock to me.

I didn't think he was absurd, abnormal, or out of place.

No no.

I did not.

Why?

Because he was the perfect example of every

Provo bro that eats at Happy Sumo too much and preys

on too many girls that live in the Belmont apartments.

You are a boy I have met many times.

You suck.

But I am not shocked.

Because you are everywhere in the land of Utah.

EVERYWHERE.

 
 
 
i agree.  sadly.  but i do.

bachelorette. week dos.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

william gets the first date!
mask boy! He's still wearing that?... Creepy.
Ohhh Ryan P, he's cute!
Ashley you look like a little girl... awe...
that leather jacket is cute.  not with that dress though...
William looks like prince william. 
oh ben f. is really cute! i like him better than last week.
oh ma gosh see that little plane?!... no...
holding hands.. awkward.
mask+beanie?... nice look, phantom of the opera.
"i've taken the stealth approach"...you've taken the creeper approach!!  I dislike this guy. very much.
Cell phone salesman?.. I didn't catch that. Weird.
intimidating first date.  huh.
those wedding cakes are dang cute.  "starving for dessert"?...
fondant doesn not taste good.
ENGAGEMENT rings?!?!  Ashley. You are NUTS!
2 Karats! Holy cow.
He looks Fa-reaked out.
Wedding chapel!? Oh my gosh.  This is ridiculously nuts!
Bahaha. William looks like a scared little puppy dog.
This is the FIRST date?!... why on earth are they doing this?
I am weirded out and I'm not even there! "it's okay to hold hands, you know each other..."
HE SAID I DO!  Is this for real?
Wow.  I do not know what is going on... She is NUTS.
William, you're crazy!! Best first date ever?!!... They have the first kiss together... huh.
You're DEFINITELY falling for William... and you've known him a total of 2.5 hours. Maybe.
Ashley is nuts! Yet again.
"...eyyyye wann' you to be youuuu"... Drunk?.. I'm thinking yes.
He lost his dad to Alcohol... Ashley-cue deer in headlights look.
William is kinda kooky.
I don't think Ashley is ready to get married. She's just a little baby girl!!
Is Jeff-Mask boy wearing a gold chain!?!?
Buzz lightyear boy!
JP...I've decided he looks like Heath Ledger. Mmmhmmm.
Oooh dinner on the bellagio fountain?!!? ooooh. I want to do that!! Wow. That's awesome.
Bentley... You are a FREAK! You give utahns, and mormons a bad name. Scum. Bag.




And then I got distracted.  And then haven't attempted a Bach-recap since. 

So sorry!

A little somethin' for everyone.

Monday, May 23, 2011

The new Bachelorette
She. Is. Nuts.
And here I am, excited for the new season.  Why?  That is a great question.
So here we go:  My thoughts as they come on The Bachelorette

She's a dancer? 
Extensions? 
I like her hair dark and long.  She's pretty.
"I'm gonna put my heart on the line"   been there. Done that...
25 guys are going to be disappointed when they get here... Really?  Nice confidence, Ash.
FLOATING LANTERNS!!?!?  Like TANGLED.
Emily!?!? Oh no he didn't.
Hi, Chris Harrison. 
Chris Harrison should host every reality show.  Ha!  He's great.
Brad-You will never be as cool as Chris Harrison!
...maybe the guy on Survivor.  What's his name again?
Ryan. Is. Hot.
Heart in the sunlight?...
Ames---aka Buzz Lightyear.
Ben C.. You are creepy!
"Especially when it comes to love".... SHIFTY EYES...
Bentley?...You are cute but you look like a jerk..
Utah people are jerks on the Bachelorette.
Oh West, You are cute!!
I have a crush on West.
Oh what's this guy's name?  He's quirky.  I like quirky!
He wears a broken watch?... That's kinda creepy.
William?  Is that his name?
...Does she kinda look like she has a snargle tooth?
Bentley!!! Drama BEFORE the guys arrive?!  Whaaaaat.....
A fellow dentist.  Eeehh.. What a freak!
Jon.  No.  You don't just pick a girl up in a fancy dress. Do not.
Lucas, you've got something stuck up your bum.  Seriously.  Loosen up!
William!!!! Yes.  I heart you. Holy crap.  Broken umbrella boy.. aka "the goober"
Prince William look-alike..
Brad-I hate him.
Mickey!?!?  Looks like Mickey Mouse! How fitting.
Brad-Mickey J my boy!
Eeeeewwww. Tim.  Gross.
Tim... Seriously? You are a CREEPer.
He makes me feel awkward and I'm just watching him on TV.
Ben?.... Eh. The french?... Weird...
And Ashley?  You're kinda a spaz.
Hockey Player. aka the Hairstylist!?!
Chris D... Ehh. Not impressed.  Creeper.

Okay, so 84% of the boys are creepers so far...

WEST! Yes, I love him.  He has a broken compass?  Okay, that's cute.  He's cute.
Anthony.  VIM.
He wears a gold chain?!!? Yikes!
Rob.  You look like a baby Chris Harrison.
Ames! Buzz Lightyear.  Keep him around.  He's weird.
Matt. You're kind of cute in a very weird way.
Squinty eyes.
Mask!  Jeff.
He's 35.  Why do you think he's wearing a mask?...
He's probably got disgusting acne.
Take the mask off!
Ben... You're still not cute, but you seem the most normal other than West.
Good first impression.  I like him.
Frank. You are a cocky son of a... You are lame, and I don't like you.
Michael.  Eh.  Your teeth need help.  Seriously.
Cheesy jokes=gross.
Chris?... Who on earh is this guy.
Ryan M.  You are a creeper... You're just a fan of the show. GOING HOME.
JP.  Maybe he'll grow on me... He seems genuine, but he's not gorg.  Classy.
Nick?... vim. The poem is freaking stupid.  I hate cheesy.  Except for duets.  I love cheesy duets.
Blake the flake.  The dentist.
Bentley. I do not like you already.  She looks like she's not fooled. 
Constantine.  What is up with all the long-haired boys?!!  Gross. get a haircut!
Okay, the floss ring is pretty cute!
Bentley is not that attractive!!! Choose WEST!

Team West.

That is established.

That guy with the mask has no friends.
Mafia-Gold Chain does not look impressed with Ashley either.
Cheeeerssss guysssss!!!!  I think she acts like a 13 year old.
Ashley's Sparkling!?... DUH she's wearing a rhinestoned dress.
Ryan looks like Jake+Kiptyn...
Ben F. Goofy lookin yet cute personality!
It's GOOD to be a mama's boy?... She's calling his Mom?... Bizarre.
I promise that guy will not win... Mom's giving advice?
Fantasy suite advice?... Gross. What a freak.
This brings back Wes memories. 
He doesn't really play the guitar?.. You just ruined a guitar!
Okay, this is not about pulling tricks.
Ben F is funny too!  I like him..

Phantom of the opera... Jeff. Eughhhhh. Yeah, I don't like him.  He's got girly eyes.
I don't like Tim.  Or Jeff.
Ben F is cool!  He kinda looks like Josh Groban.
Canada has an earring? That's gross.
Jon looks like a jerk.
Tim is nuts!! Ashley. Run away from him!!
He is VERY drunk right now, isn't he?
He's not making any sense.
Gross.
The Bachelor/Bachelorette. Thank you for providing unlimited alchohol.
Gross.
He has a drinking problem.
Ashley. Do not feel bad. He is pathetic.
Tim is OUT of it!  Okay, Bachelorette. Move on.  I'm sick of looking at him.
Jeff, you're wearing a mask. 
Take that off, weirdo!
This is so great, 20 minutes of drunk Tim.  MOVE ON!!!
And she thinks it's endearing, doesn't she?!...
Yeah, it happens to all of us! BUH bye, Tim.
Bahaah!! Phantom!
I love the organ music in the background whenever he's around.
He's goin' home.
"INTERESTING!"  aka "You're a freak."
Jeff... You are cheesy.
Pffff.. Ashley, you're just being nice because you're on tv.
JP
Ashley. You are a freak. I WANT to be called Cupcake.??....
JP You're cute.
Okay, yes. You're cute.
Bentley.  You and crazy Michelle were meant for eachother!
I bet Michelle was the friend who sent Ashley the message!!!!
Body language. She doesn't trust him.
Gaaahhh I don't know what I think about him.
Ryan is cute!!
YES! First impression rose.  I like Ryan. He has a happy vibe that I like.
Bentley freaks me out.  He is kind of intense.
Rob?  Who are you?
Who was this guy?

**MAVS/THUNDER COMMERCIAL BREAK**
Dirk Nowitzki is ugly.
AAahhh get the rebound!
Westbrook, you are horrible!
Wow, lucky shot!
We are only down 2! 
You have GOT to get this!  COME ON DALLAS!
2 point game. W'eve got this! Aaaagh!
Only 38.6 seconds left.
This is real life unlike the Bachelorette.
TAKE that BALL!
FOUL! YESSS
6 seconds left. My heart is racing.
100-101.
No pressure, Dirk.
Way to go, sweat sweepers. Take your time.
TIE GAME.
HOLY
my heart is pounding right now!
.7 seconds left and a TIME OUT!
Holy crap. I'm going to have a heart attack.
Who will shoot the winning shot?!
Overtime.

And we're back to The Bachelorette
Rose Ceremony!
Only 6 going home!?... Huh.
Jeff. 1st. Mask boy. Creeper.  I give it 2 more weeks.
Constantine. Floss Ring. Josh Groban.
Pick JP!
OOOH Ben F!! I really like him. Yes.
Lucas??... Who the..
Bentley looks perplexed.  Send him HOME!
Steven.  What is with this long hair?  HAIRCUT!
Pick JP!
Matt???  You look like that guy on Galaxy Quest!!!
Nick.
JP looks sad.
Chris... ugly.
Ryan M. He's a goober!
West, JP and Will still have not been picked!
Blake!?... COME ON, Ashley!
Mickey!?!  Okay, she has horrible judgement.
Ben C.  I don't know who half of these guys are.
WEST finally! YES TEAM WEST!
WILLIAM!  Ohhh he has my heart already! Cute cute cute!
JP!! Finally! Yesss I really like him, even though he has squinty eyes! (I do too, though...)
Hell yeah? I like this guy! HAH
Buzz Lightyear.. I mean Ames.
She's gonna choose Bentley.
I KNEW it!
Oh man.
Keegan "I knew it, it was that purple tie!"
She sent mafia home... Darn it!

**Mavs/Thunder**
105-105 with 1:15 left on the clock.
Come on Big D get the ball!
Don't foul!!

YES! That was NOT a foul, Brad. Shut up!
YESSS! Go Jason! We're up 3!
Calm it down, Brad! Nobody likes the Thunder!
Okay let's finish this game. 44 seconds left.
31 seconds left.
Let's get a move on.. Come on, Dallas!
17 seconds left!  Foul!
The mavs.  Just a smart team!
109-105. HA! Take that, OKC!
5 point game. I am loving this!
13 seconds left.

The Bachelorette
Go back to NJ! See if you can get a job with Cake Boss!
Rob the jr high kid.  Okay, go home!
Jon. Yes, I knew he'd go home.  Get out of here!
Upcoming season!!
Jabbawockey's?
Brodaway musical?
JP! Yes. He's cute!
Tokyo?  That looks awesome.
Balding?
Mickey.
Thailand.
I don't see Bentley anywhere.
West! I love him.

FLOATING LANTERNS.  Holy crap i love that. That is my dream date.
JP. I love him.
WOOO
WWOOOOO!
Okay, Ash. Calm it down.

Jeff is STILL wearing the mask?!
Bentley looks like a crazy guy.
Hospital?!  Wooow. This is going to be great.
Bentley you PLayyya.
She just Admitted she is in love with Bentley!!
HOLY get out of here!!
Ashley!! You seriously KNEW he was a freak going into it!


I am going to hate this season.

So, there you go.

darn it...

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Honey, he's not worth your tears.


**note** this post was not made in reaction to recent events pertaining to the Mormon Bachelor. :) click on the link. So sad but too funny!!

Ps if you're wondering, I do not get a second date with Rick. I was only a few likes away! Ha. But not to worry-- I'm not sad and haven't even thought to shed a tear. Mr. Buck is a neat kid and I wish him all the best!! I hope he finds what he's looking for!

Erin+Rick=?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

everyone has been dying to know

so here it is.  my side of the story: the date with Rick Buck.


go {here} to watch the videos and to read about what Rick had to say about our date. [and then push "like" to vote for me to go on a second date with him... kinda weird. but do it.]

**disclaimer** I am VERY awkward on camera.  Or at least I thought I was.  (also--sorry pics are all right here, I'm having a hard time moving them to their appropriate locations.)



Getting ready and ironing my shirt!


He made Rick wear this ridiculous toucan mask thing... Ha! We had a good laugh.


so far so good!


the cop talking to Erin and Rick---my stealth/stalker documentation of it!


see? didn't he do a great job?!


He even drew Taco Amigos on the back of mine.  How clever!


I think my favorite part of my shoes was he drew squished spiders on the bottoms.  Made me laugh, A. I hate spiders and B. So creative!


do you think we make a cute couple?  I look cheesed out in this pic..


Okay.  So Erin Elton (the filmer of our date and the brains behind this whole Mormon Bachelor shenanigan) came to pick me up at my hotel to avoid possible awkwardness?  And drove me over to In N Out where Rick and I first met..
*In the video, that really was the first time we met... was staged, yes.. but the reactions were genuine.  And I felt like that moment lasted 10+ minutes because I was so nervous and awkward on camera!


He kept asking me about my backpack and I didn't want to give away what we were doing so I just kept it a secret until we were done eating... which by the way, I had like 2 bites of everything--again because I was so nervous!  Why I get so nervous?  Who knows.  It's not even that big of a deal... Just a normal date that happened to be filmed...right?

So finally we got to the drawing of the shoes.  I love to draw on shoes and have had a little bit of experience with this.  Rick, on the other hand.. I don't think he'd ever drawn on shoes.  But he did a fantastic job!  I was honestly expecting scribbles, shapes, and maybe words... but he pulled it off with flying colors!  And for the record, I have worn them!.. (to work.. but hey, they're still great!)  He even drew the Captain EO logo.  1.  I LOVE Michael Jackson.  2.  I love Disneyland. 3. MJ+DizLand=Cap'n EO.  I was very impressed he knew the logo!  Brownie points!

I was hoping we'd have more time to draw on the shoes, but time was flying as we were chatting away and getting to know each other.  After learning that he went to San Fran for dental school (one of my favorite cities) I found out he grew up watching Full House. He even sang THIS SONG which I was very impressed with.  Not many people know that song, and Uncle Jesse is my favorite.  So more brownie points to you, Rick!
So running out of time, we had to finish up early and headed over to Tortilla Jo's at Downtown Disney.

{Earlier in the week I found out there would be a "comedian with a parrot who did magic tricks".  I didn't even care that it was random, I wanted to go see that.  The thought itself made me laugh so I knew we couldn't go wrong.  (And honestly, I just wanted to go rollerblading on my date but thought I should be a tad more creative..)}

The hostess stuck us RIGHT next to the stage.. which on one hand was wonderful because the guy, Dana Daniels, kept chatting with Rick the Dentist and giving him souvenires, which was hilarious.  He wanted to make a balloon animal for Rick and asked him what he wanted him to make..


Rick: Umm, how about a dolphin?

Dana: ....... a dolphin?.....

*starts making the balloon animal*

...you know, it's funny.. your dolphin is going to look a lot like a dog....


Ha.  Hilarious.  So he got a weiner dog which claimed the name Dolphin. 

And to be honest, the parrot was kind of lame.  He didn't even do anything!  But it was still fun.  Also, I wish we would have had more time to listen to the drummer that was outside Tortilla Jo's... Because I love random things and being spontaneous.  I was really tempted to change the plans of the date right there and just do that.. But it was still really fun and I'm glad we got to meet the comedian Dana!  He was really nice.

After we were leaving Downtown Disney, Erin wanted to interview us seperately about our first date experience.  I was interviewed first, then while Rick was being interviewed, I took random pictures and was walking around.  Finally after a few minutes I looked over and noticed a po-po talking to them.  Uh oh, are we in trouble? 

Then he walked over to talk to me and asked me how we met and how much I liked him.

I told him I was having fun and that I thought Rick was very nice.

Then we both walked over and talked in a group where the cop went on to tell his life story.  He was so passionate about his family, it completely melted my heart.  He was so sweet.  He even offered us relationship advice if we ever needed it.  Hilarious, yet heartfelt; I loved it.  Rick must have been feelin' the love too because right after we were done chatting with Mr. PoliceMan, he held my hand.  Woo Woo!  (which, frankly, I didn't think it really meant anything....he holds hands with every girl-or so I'm told.. I still haven't watched all the dates.) 

Anyhow, he drove me back to my hotel where he stayed for a little while so we could finish our shoes and chat with my sister and our friend Jordan.  I felt the most comfortable with Jordan and Anna around, naturally, and they were excited to meet Rick and see how we interacted. 

Finally, he and I hugged goodnight and he was off. 

All in all, I'd say it was very successful date.  He was really easy going and made me feel comfortable..something that is really important to me! I just felt really good after the date-don't know how to better explain it.  I wasn't giddy, I wasn't all starry-eyed, but I just felt good.  Will there be a second date?  I'm not so sure but I would def be up for it to get to know Mr. Buck a little bit better. 

date ideas.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Alright.  I'm really feeling the need to get all of your advice for my big date coming up... then I promise not to bring it up again until AFTER the fact.  Trust me, this is not all I think about!  I just need to get this planned and out of the way so it won't take over my life for the next few weeks.  But who knows?  Maybe we'll end up really liking each other? Only time will tell.  But for now.. I just need to plan a date, and have fun!  (that's the whole reason I'm going. To have fun.)


OKAY.

After much research, sweat, suggestions, tears, prayers.. [okay I'm exaggerating. A big thanks to Lori for most of these ideas...]

Here's what I've come up with. Please check out these places and let me know what you think!!!


Option A:
Hollywood Wax Museum
Go take some pictures with some stars...
Option B:
Aquarium of the Pacific
I think this would be fun and exciting!  Kind of like Sea World.. But closer!

Option C:
Griffith Observatory
Really nerdy.. but I am totally into this sort of thing so it could be really fun!

Option D:
Color Me Mine
I love this place with all my heart.  We could paint a project and talk it up! Thank you BRAD for this genius idea :)

Option E:
Give me another suggestion?.. because time is RUNNING OUT!



Now Vote -------->>

the wait is over

Thursday, December 30, 2010



Yes. I'm really doing it.

I'm applying for The Mormon Bachelor.

this is my audition tape.

Ha. It's nerdy and awkward
and completely me.
let me know what you think!

A big THANK YOU and a shout out to my good friend Jordan over at MakinUVbetter for filming/editing this.  I couldn't have done it without you!! :)

The Mormon Bachelor

Friday, December 10, 2010

Please go to THIS LINK right this second.



I know what you're thinking. Erin, you JUST said in your previous post you're not looking to date anyone! 
But I'm all for dating adventures. 

And "I'm not looking" doesn't mean I'm not open to it!  I'm totally open to dating if the right guy came along! 

What a creative way to meet someone new. 

And if it doesn't work out (heck, I still would have to apply, be accepted, and there's still a gazillion other girls he could choose from!)  it would still be a great story to tell.


So my blogging compadres,


Do I do it?

Or Not

Leave a comment and tell me what you think! 

The Wings Of Love

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Dear The Bachelor Producers,
Just because Jake Pavelka is a pilot does not mean you should play On the Wings of Love every romantic moment chance you get. That song is horribly cheesey. Especially for The Bach.
Love Erin.
PS. Bringing Jeffrey Osbourne to the After the Final Rose episode?
Way to take it one step further.
if you haven't got a chance to experience that song
click HERE
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