stupid bratty allergies

this week I've found myself sneezing nonstop.

I do not hold my sneezes in, either.

my sneezes are big and loud and obnoxious. 

after my most recent sneeze attack I remembered an instance where one of my gargantuan sneezes created quite an embarrassing moment.

I was walking past The Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.

little to no people in sight.

one of my famous sneezes took over the Disney background music, and from inside a nearby shop I hear a man's deep voice yell, "Bless You!"

I didn't realize I was that loud.

I'm sure all of Adventureland heard my sickly obnoxious scream of a sneeze.

And of course Sister and Brother just had to laugh. 

And then I laughed.  And everything was okay.  And I seem to really like beginning sentences with and.

now I'm off to find some benadryl.