please go die now.

dear
headaches
snow
wind
diet coke
homework
tests
haters
fat
my never-ending pile of laundry
and
dana carvey regis impersonations,



please go die now. 
okay thanks, bye.

love, erin.

ps, diet coke.  i actually don't want you to die at all.  i think i am borderline addicted to you, however, so i'm going to go without you for a whole month.  i'll miss you lots. we're on day 3 and so far so good.