bachelorette. week dos.

william gets the first date!
mask boy! He's still wearing that?... Creepy.
Ohhh Ryan P, he's cute!
Ashley you look like a little girl... awe...
that leather jacket is cute.  not with that dress though...
William looks like prince william. 
oh ben f. is really cute! i like him better than last week.
oh ma gosh see that little plane?!... no...
holding hands.. awkward.
mask+beanie?... nice look, phantom of the opera.
"i've taken the stealth approach"...you've taken the creeper approach!!  I dislike this guy. very much.
Cell phone salesman?.. I didn't catch that. Weird.
intimidating first date.  huh.
those wedding cakes are dang cute.  "starving for dessert"?...
fondant doesn not taste good.
ENGAGEMENT rings?!?!  Ashley. You are NUTS!
2 Karats! Holy cow.
He looks Fa-reaked out.
Wedding chapel!? Oh my gosh.  This is ridiculously nuts!
Bahaha. William looks like a scared little puppy dog.
This is the FIRST date?!... why on earth are they doing this?
I am weirded out and I'm not even there! "it's okay to hold hands, you know each other..."
HE SAID I DO!  Is this for real?
Wow.  I do not know what is going on... She is NUTS.
William, you're crazy!! Best first date ever?!!... They have the first kiss together... huh.
You're DEFINITELY falling for William... and you've known him a total of 2.5 hours. Maybe.
Ashley is nuts! Yet again.
"...eyyyye wann' you to be youuuu"... Drunk?.. I'm thinking yes.
He lost his dad to Alcohol... Ashley-cue deer in headlights look.
William is kinda kooky.
I don't think Ashley is ready to get married. She's just a little baby girl!!
Is Jeff-Mask boy wearing a gold chain!?!?
Buzz lightyear boy!
JP...I've decided he looks like Heath Ledger. Mmmhmmm.
Oooh dinner on the bellagio fountain?!!? ooooh. I want to do that!! Wow. That's awesome.
Bentley... You are a FREAK! You give utahns, and mormons a bad name. Scum. Bag.




And then I got distracted.  And then haven't attempted a Bach-recap since. 

So sorry!

Seriously right now?!

Did Michael Jackson really just die of a heart attack!?

He's one of those people you just think will never die!

He is a legend.

I will always remember him for:

Thriller. And making stake/institute dances that much cooler with the dance

The "Only in America can a poor little black boy grow up to be a rich white woman" joke

his NOSE and scary scary face. Another example of how terrible plastic surgery is.

Super Talented Dancer.. Moonwalking, the ol' crotch-grab

His Music is amazing. West Coast Swing, anyone?

Captain EO

"I don't wake up for much, but I'll wake up for Michael Jackson..." {inside joke}

Thanks for the good times, MJ

Really?..

I went up to Salt Lake to visit one of my friends, and while i was up there we decided it would be fun to run to get some fabric to sew some purses.. So we went to the closest fabric store, Joanna's, and picked out our darling paisley covered material, then Hali decided it'd be a good idea to get an extention cord for her sewing machine so we could sew on a table. Good thinking, right? So we thought.. hey maybe Joanna's has some--lets find a worker and ask?.. okay.

We wandered the store for a few moments before finding a lady wearing the Joanna's smock and a nametag, so then Hali politely asked, "Excuse me, may I ask you something?"

*The following is not made up. It really did happen*

The lady, I kid you not, PLUGS her ears and says "Nuh Uh!.. No.. NO. mm mm..." (just went on and on.. ) ...and We, thinking she was joking,(because who does that in real life?) just asked if they had any extention cords.. She turns, looks us in the face, holds up her finger and is like "NO. I will not answer any of your questions, I am on my break!" (she was pretty peeved that we would ask her to help her while she was [looking like she was working] on her "break"..

I thought it was pretty hilarious that there are really people like that in the world. I felt bad, though, because Hali was pretty distraught over it. Sad day.

Is it bad that I kind of enjoy awkward encounters with people? They make me smile a little.